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The gift recipient can wear them when their feet are cold. Each player can choose a new present or steal a present from someone else. If my gift, for example, is stolen, I can either steal someone else’s or pick a new one. Look for gag gifts that are useful in some way. Group several smaller gifts together to meet your budget, or max out on the budget with one special gift. My boss did this last year, and every person at the Christmas party stole it over and over.
It’s the perfect dirty Santa gift idea for mischievous uncles. More than anything, it’s just funny to think of a co-worker drinking wine or beer in the shower. Velvet coloring posters were all the rage when I was growing up, and these are way cooler than an adult coloring book. A dirty Santa gift exchange is light-hearted and goofy. Good dirty Santa gifts are often silly, sometimes useful, and other times useless. Show up to your next holiday party with the best Dirty Santa gift that everyone will want to steal.
Waterproof Holder for Phone
One thing I’ve learned in life is that you can’t go wrong with fart jokes. One of the best parts of a Dirty Santa party is watching someone open your gift. At your next office Christmas party, skip the boring old Tootsie pops and go for See’s lollipops.
This mini version will bring the laughs in any home office. They say you are what you eat, and this giant tortilla blanket is proof. Your Chipotle-loving giftee can wrap themselves up like a giant burrito to stay warm and toasty all winter long. Snake plants are great for everyone because they’re really hard to kill, but look amazing when they thrive.
Movie Night Gift Basket
This fanny pack can give them a literal beer belly, because a can of beer can fit inside of it. This toilet light is motion activated and has nine color modes. It also features a flexible arm meant for easy installation in any toilet bowl. When your phone dies, it can feel like a part of you dies, too.
That’s why anyone and everyone will appreciate a portable charger like this one which will keep them and their phone alive all day long. Or maybe they sit on their butt all day binging Netflix. No matter the reason, their muscles are bound to get stiff and sore so a foam roller will more than come in handy this year. They swear they’ve seen every movie—but have they really? Make them prove it (or give them a binge-watching bucket list to aspire to) with this Top 100 Movies scratch-off poster. Pictionary meets Telephone in this hilarious game of trying to guess—and then trying to draw—whatever wildly inappropriate card you were given.
Dirty Santa Gifts That Are Absurdly LOL-Worthy
As the name suggests, this is definitely NSFW. These pizza scissors are proof that dreams really can come true. Not only do they cleanly slice through a pie (no more lost toppings or messes!) but they also have a built-in spatula for easy scooping. High-quality and stylish, Yeti has a cult following for a reason. And while the brand’s coolers cost hundreds of dollars, you can snag one of their popular—and equally covetable—Rambler mugs for under $30. If they don’t think Corgi butts are the cutest thing ever then, to be honest, they don’t deserve this adorable mousepad, anyways.
If you’ve never had these maraschino cherries before, you haven’t lived. Anything to help keep your friends cozy and warm seems like a win in my Dirty Santa gift book. People normally have gloves, but these handy fingerless gloves are a little more convenient…especially when it comes to managing your phone and camera in the winter.
For The Nostalgic Gamer
Dirty Santa is a gift exchange with an added twist—participants are allowed to "steal" opened gifts from others. The game is called "dirty" because partygoers get to take gifts that other players have already opened and might want to keep. The object of the game is to attempt to get the best gift. With “Drunk Stoned or Stupid”, the fun adult party game, be prepared to throw your friends under the bus and enjoy some hot tea. Guaranteed to cause embarrassment at your party and more than likely a few honest conversations.
I did get a throw blanket for X-mas last year, especially to keep me warm in the winter. All thoughtful ideas too and inexpensive as well. Journals make for great dirty Santa gift ideas. Journaling is a known meditative and healing pastime, but many never get around to making the investment. The Dirty Santa gift exchange is “dirty” because the rules of the game require participants to steal each other’s gifts. Each person at a dirty Santa game must contribute a gift.
Last year my mom switched to whisky ice cube trays. Whisky ice cubes are 2-3 times the size of standard ice cubes, so they melt slower, which keeps drinks cold longer. Add bling to your friend’s gifts with diamond ice cubes. Chia’s hair grows within three weeks of planting.
Make sure you know your audience, to ensure the gifts are fun and appropriate for the whole crowd. Consider the other participants' ages and your relationship to them. You also want to stick to a spending limit, whether that's gifts under $25, under $20, or $10 and below. Big group exchanges can last forever if people keep stealing instead of opening new gifts. Avoid hours of stealing by requiring all presents to be open before the stealing round. This sound box has nine different fart sounds for all the fun with none of the stink.
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